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Post subject: What is the funniest thing a flat lander has asked you????
 Posted: Feb 11, 2004 - 04:47 PM
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Booshway
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Lets talk, I am sure it has happened to you at least once each and every vous you are at, a flat lander comes up to you and asks you the silliest question. So, what is the funniest thing that you have been asked????
I would have to say it was last year at Wood River and most of you who know me, know exactly what is coming next. I was under the fly cooking something, I don't remember what. I am there all alone, and this lady walks up to me and is talking then all of a sudden I hear a noise, a body noise (she didn't burp). I am thinking, "I wonder if she knows I can hear her". So, I try to ignore it - but then she asks "So, what are you doing???" without missing a beat "Oh, not much just F**ting around.  |
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Post subject: Stupidist Question?
Posted: Feb 12, 2004 - 01:53 AM
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Booshway
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| You probably know mine also, sitting in Sharon's tepee with Perry "sleeping" under some furs and lady walks in without knocking and the first thing see asks is "Is that fire real?" .... No, it's a illusion, but the smoke and roast cooking over it dripping it's juices is real. |
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Posted: May 25, 2004 - 08:27 PM
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| I think the funniest thing I heard a flat lander say was when we were camping at the Boy Scout Encampment a few years ago at the St. Louis Regional Airport and Sissy was in her squaw outfit and a flat lander came up to her and asked her what she thought about all the planes around there. He said he bet she didn't get to see all this modern stuff. |
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Posted: Jun 14, 2005 - 09:22 PM
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| With the Boy Scouts we always fly the world wide boy scout flag. Dark blue background with a white fluer da lei surrarounded by a rope tied in a square knot. A man a Old Mines several years ago ask if that was a French navy flag. We've called a french navy flag ever since. |
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 - 09:56 PM
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| I was at Shiloh Valley a few years ago and there was this lady(?) with an 8 year old girl. The lady(?) said to the daughter:'Honey - this is how the people live on the other side of the tracks.' Needless to say - she made some enemies that day. I thought she was going to get scalped!!! |
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 - 09:57 PM
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| That guest above was me - I forgot to sign in. |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2005 - 09:13 AM
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| At the very least, you should have surrounded her and scared the heck out of her. |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2005 - 02:05 PM
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Post subject: canoes
Posted: Sep 15, 2005 - 05:27 PM
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I've had people come up to me and ask if the canoes were real and if we really "rowed" (not paddled)  in them. |
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Post subject: RE: canoes
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 - 02:02 AM
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| At the Western Club Grounds, we were sitting around the mornig camp fire, still shakin the cobwebs out waiting for coffee. A woman walks up and ask "Can I through my butt in your fire". We all looked up to se her standing there with a cigarett in her hand and some how I beat Sharon to the punch and said " As long as you keep the screaming to a minimum, go ahead. She called me a smart ass. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Posted: Oct 12, 2007 - 11:45 AM
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| A few years ago I can't remember where for sure but probably Feast, definitely and F and I event, I was making copper nails at the anvil and a woman walks up, looks at me, and says "What are you doing?" After a 'are you really that stupid' pause, I said "I'm making nails." She retorts with "They didn't have nails back then!" I was stunned speechless, but the guy with me pipes up with "Yeah, lady, you're right, they must have tied Jesus to that cross." With a dirty look, she was gone . . . |
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